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Jaisa k aap jaantay hain

Asalam-u-Alaikum

Jaisa
K
Aap
Jantay
Hain
Mera
Muqsad
Koi
Lambi
Chori
Taqreer
Ka
Nahi
he,
Na
Hi
Me
Koi
Lambi
Chori
Kahani
Sunany
Wala
Hoon
Me
Janta
Hoon
K
Aaj
Kal
Waqt
Kisi
K
Pas
Nhi,
Na
Hi
Aap
Ke
Pas
Lambi
Bat
Sun ny
Ka
Waqt
He
or
Na
Hi
Mere
Pas
Lambi
Bat
Sunany
Ka
So
Matlab
Ki
Bat
Karty
Hai

Kaise ho ?

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Sochta hun ke

Sochta hun ke
ye doulat
ye larkian
ye bungle
ye gariyan
ye dunia bhar ke
aish.o.aram sb chor k kahi chala jaon
lekin phir sochta hun
PEHLE YE SUB MILE TO SAHI

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Keh Do Un ParhNe WaLo Se

Keh Do Un ParhNe WaLo Se,
Kabhi Hum Bhi ParHa Krte Thay,
Jitna SyLLabus Parh Kr Wo Top Krte hain,
Utna To Hum Choice Mein CHor DIya Karte Thay…

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What is education

What is education ?
Is is the system because of which
we waste 1/4 of our life to learn how to
waste the remaining 3/4 of our life.

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School - a place where

School - a place where papa pays & son plays
Life insurance - a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
Nurse - a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
Marriage - a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree

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Monday went on Tuesday

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday
and asked Thursday whether Friday has
told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday…

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If your cursor finds a menu item

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn’t hash,
Then your situation’s hopeless and your system’s gonna crash!

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