• Kash koi “exam result” ka
insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa
dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete… |
• Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus
dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad
aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai |
• Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL! |
• Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga?? |
• EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU. |
• It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS. |
• A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
“Tail, I watch a movie.”
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
:p |
• eXams are there,
at the paper u stare,
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !! |
• Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Phekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna |
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My nights are going sleepless, my
days are going useless. So I asked
GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied,
"no dear, result is near". |
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