• Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao ghar wali say:p. |
• A - U’r Attractive
B - U’r D Best
C - U’r Cute
D - U’r Dear 2 me
E - U’r Excellent
F - U’r Funny
G - U’r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I’m
J - Just
K - Kidding |
• Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe
kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a
jao.
Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man
ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil
pahan kar hi ajao. |
|
• I want u … To be
with me In a nice Restaurent To have
candle light dinner…. & to say those
sweet three words to U…. “Pay The
Bill” |
• Teray liye chand taray tor doon,
in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur
bol doon. |
• Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se,
Pyar kro TELENOR wali se,
Date maro UFONE wali se,
Ankh larao ZONG wali se,
Gift lo WARID wali se…
or
..
.
Shaadi kero BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se |
• My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left
ICU
Or
U C Me. |
• Kia howa jo us nay apnay hathon
main racha li mahendi,
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay,
Hamain pata tha woh hamaray naseeb
main nahi hai,
Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain
gay.. |
• Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi
hein,
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein. |
•
What is the height of Flirting ?
When your love letter starts with
“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”. |
