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Funny SMS, Quotes And Wishes 2015

2015 Latest Funny SMS Messages, Quotes And Wishes In Hindi, Urdu, English. Best Funny SMS, Send Free Funny SMS.

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A lie gets halfway around ..

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A lie gets halfway around ..

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the world before the truth …

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has a chance to get ..

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its pants on. :P

Welcome To My world..

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Welcome To My world:

Singing in the shower is…
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all fun and games …
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until you get shampoo …
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in your mouth…
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Then it just becomes …
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a Soap Opera! :P

Eik Masoom Sa Chehra..

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Eik Piyari Si SOOrat..
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Eik Masoom Sa Chehra..
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ThoREE Shahrarat..
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ThoREE Mohabbat..
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ThoREE Masti..
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ThoREE Maza..
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Jiski Piyari Har Eik Adaa..
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Uska Sms ParhneY Ka Shukriyaa……….!! :D

((((((Message Of the Day)))))

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((((((Message Of the Day)))))
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Help a man when he is in trouble….
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and he will remember u…
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when he is in trouble again. :D :D :D

A couple were arguing…

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A couple were arguing…

Wife: ou dont like anybody in my family

 

Man: Not true, I like your mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!

He said to me…

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He said to me: ‘I LOVE YOU’ :)

 

I said….

 
Oh My GOD!!!! What a co-incodence! :o

I love my self too…. :P :D

Eik sARDAR boht der sey

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Eik sARDAR boht der sey

EIK Haseen Larki ko Ghoor rha tha..

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Larki:–
Kya dekh rhe ho???

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SARDAR:
HUm soch rhAY thaY k agr tm hmarI

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AMMI hotIN tUo hm b KHOBSURAT hota. :D :D hahahhahhahhha

Duniya meY 4 muskil kaam..

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Duniya meY 4 muskil kaam..

1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana…

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2.Machar ki malish krna…

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3.Chitti ko kiss krna..

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4.or ap logo se Like or coMment ki umeed krna..!! :( :D

Diverse thinking..

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Diverse thinking..
sochta hOOn k
ye daulat..
ye larkiyan..
ye banglay..
ye gariaan…
ye dunia bhar l aisho aram..
sab chor key kahi
chala jaon..
lekin
phr
sochta hOOn

pehle ye sub miley tou sahi .. :P :D

Dil Ka Connection Miladein..

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Dil Ka Connection Miladein..

Daddy Internet Laga Dein..

Mujhey Aaya Mail Dostoun Ka..

Kab Lagay Ga Itna Bata Dein..?? :P :D

 
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