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Wife Docter

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Wife D0ct0r
When Sh0uld give Pills T0 Him
D0ct0r: Th0se Pills Are F0r U.

Ek pathan k0h khawaab main

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Aik Pathan k0h khawaab main
kisi ne QATAL kr dia
subha uth k pathan ne apna
HBL ka acc0unt cl0se karwa
dia
Pata hai Kiy0un?
Kiy0un k HBL aap k khawab0n
k0h
haqeeqat main badlta hai
jahan khawab waha HBL.

Aik pathan k0h khawaab main

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Aik pathan k0h khawaab main
kisi ne qatal kr dia
subha uth k pathan ne apna
HBL ka acc0unt cl0se karwa
dia
Pata hai kiy0un?
kiy0un k HBL aap k khawab0n
k0h
haqeeqat main bdlta hai
jahan khawab waha HBL.

Aik pathan masjid mei elaan

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Aik pathan masjid mei elaan
krne gya t0 usey bari maar
pari
wahan mic mei current tha
Pathan Hath lagaty he b0la
Hazraat
0 t0hadi payhn nu.

Kuch l0g d0zkh mein Aaram say sooo

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Kuch l0g d0zkh Me Aaram Se S0

rhe The

Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Ye

D0zk Me B S0ye Huwy Hen.?

Dusre Ne Kaha

Ye PAKISTAN Se Aye Hen

Garmi 0r L0adshdng K Adi Hen.

“Punjabi” t0ld his Friend

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“PANJABI” t0ld his Friend:

“Yaar” ik Kurri mainu huss k
wekhdi aey.

Friend:

C0nfirm kar le! Huss k
wekhdi aey Ya wekh k hussdi
aey.

EK CHUHA THA

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EK “CHUHA” THA ?

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Batameez sara msg hi kutar
gya.

wrna itna kuch likha tha
Aapki tarif me k puch0 hi
mat.

Saas beti Aj se tumhara ghr

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SaaS: beti Aj se tumhara ghr
yhi hy

Aj se tum mjhe MAA 0r sasur
k0 ABU kah0gi

Sham k0 uska husbnd ghr aya
t0 b0li

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Maa

BHAIYA aa gay.

Ghar aa k Sh0har

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0ne family ne

film “Sh0lay” dekhi

Ghar aa k Sh0har

mazaq me Biwi

se b0la:

“NAACH BASANTI”

Uska Bacha z0r

se b0la:
“BASANTI”

IS KUTTAY K SAMNE

MAT NACHNA.

1 Pathan Cinema main Film deakh raha tha. .

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1 Pathan Cinema main Film deakh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair d0warty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia,
owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Log0 ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro  yeah tu film hai
Pathan: Wo tuu mujh koh bhe pata hai ka yeah film hai,
lekin wo tu janwar hai,
usko kia pata

 
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