Most interesting line written
on the front of a T-shirt of a girl,
Excuse me !!!!
My face is the above.;-)
twinkle Twinkle little star,
tery girl friend gai bazar,
us ko mil gaya MAJNu ka pyar,
ab to beth kr makhiyan maaar
Our friendship means a lot 2 me.
you cry i cry.
you laugh i laugh.
you jump out of the window
I look down and then
I laugh again
Boy & girl of class two asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said 2 the girl :
“see i told u not 2 worry!!!!”.
U r a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now you are smiling na?
Am i right??
Tau sach mein kutta hy
Lover & friend mein kya farq hy??
Lover: Tumhay kuch hua toh mein zinda nahi rahunga
Friend: Jabtak mein zinda hn tumhay kuch nahi honay dnga 😉 😀
Sir: Make the train in your drawing book,
I will come back in five minutes
After ten minutes
Sir: Show me the train
Students: Sorry, sir you R late
The train has left seven minutes ago 😉 😀
Hey friend remember that
with out stupidity there can b no wisdom
and without ugliness there can b no beauty
so the world needs U after all this !
Husband:you will never succeed
in making that dog obey you!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of the patience,
I had a lots of trouble with you at first.
When you feel sad….
2 cheer up just go 2 the mirror & say,
“damn I am really so cute”
you will overcome ur sadness.
But do not make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!