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Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi

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Teacher: Bijli kahAn se ati hai??
Student: Mery mamo ke ghar sey
Teacher: Wo keesy?
Student: Jab be bijli jaati hy, mery papa kehty hin, “Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi:P :D

Larkion ko “I love you” bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?

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1st Boy : Larkion ko “I love you” bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
2nd Boy : Daata Darbar
1st Boy : Kion ??
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2nd Boy : Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti :P :D hahahhahahah

LiNe marne ke bahut se tareeke hai, ;)

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LiNe marne ke bahut se tareeke hai, ;)

jiN me se 3 Famous hai.

1) Pencil se

2) Pen se

3) Marker se

Think Positive kuch log shareef be

hote hai mere tarah :P :D hahahha

ab kehte ho hum apke hain kaun

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Na message
Na phone
Na picture :(
Na tone
kya ban gaye ho
don????

number to aise
liya tha jaise roz
karoge PHONE
ab kehte ho hum apke hain kaun! :P :D

Glad 2 B Drunk: A Completely Inebriated Man

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Glad 2 B Drunk: A Completely Inebriated Man
Was Stumblng Down The Stret Wth 1 Foot On
The Curb Nd One Foot In The Gutter
A Cop Pulled Up Nd Said
I ve Got 2 Take U In Pal U r Obviously Drunk.
Our Wsted Frnd Asked
Officer R U Absolutely Sure I m Drunk?
Yeah Buddy I m Sure Said
The Copper Lets Go
Breathing A Sigh 0f Relief
The Wino Said
Thnk Gudnes
I Thought I Waz Crippled.

Santaa Merey Pas Gaari Hai

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Santaa Merey Pas Gaari Hai
Bangla Hai
Tumaary Pas Kaya Hei?
Bantaa Mery Pas B Gadi Hei
Bangla Hei
Paisa Hei
Santaa 2 Saaly Maaa Kiskey Pas Hai.

Inocent Kid : Mom I Need A Brothr

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Inocent Kid : Mom I Need A Brothr
Mom: Son Ur Dad Has Gon Abrod Let
Him Come Then We Will Discus Thiz Wth Him
Kid : Y Dont U Surprize Him?

Ak Din Santaa Dctor Ke Pass Gya

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Ak Din Santaa Dctor Ke Pass Gya
Or Bolaa Dctor Meri Tbyat Nahi Theek Hai
Dctor: Kamzori Hei Fruit Khaya Karo
Chhilke Samit
After One Hour
Santaa: Mera Peit Dard Ho Raha Hei
Doctor: Kya Khaya Tha
Santaa: Nariyal Chhilkaa Samait.

Modrn World

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Modrn World:
Heart Fail
Facebok
Add
Hahhahheheheheahhahahahhaahahha.

We R Proud 2 B The Punjabi Jutts

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We R Proud 2 B The Punjabi Jutts
Coz No 1 Can Make us Fool.

 
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