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Funny SMS / Text Messages

Latest Collection Of Funny SMS And Text Messages. New Funny SMS In Hindi, Urdu, English. All Unique And Fresh Funny SMS Of 2014.

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Glad 2 B Drunk: A Completely Inebriated Man

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Glad 2 B Drunk: A Completely Inebriated Man
Was Stumblng Down The Stret Wth 1 Foot On
The Curb Nd One Foot In The Gutter
A Cop Pulled Up Nd Said
I ve Got 2 Take U In Pal U r Obviously Drunk.
Our Wsted Frnd Asked
Officer R U Absolutely Sure I m Drunk?
Yeah Buddy I m Sure Said
The Copper Lets Go
Breathing A Sigh 0f Relief
The Wino Said
Thnk Gudnes
I Thought I Waz Crippled.

Santaa Merey Pas Gaari Hai

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Santaa Merey Pas Gaari Hai
Bangla Hai
Tumaary Pas Kaya Hei?
Bantaa Mery Pas B Gadi Hei
Bangla Hei
Paisa Hei
Santaa 2 Saaly Maaa Kiskey Pas Hai.

Inocent Kid : Mom I Need A Brothr

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Inocent Kid : Mom I Need A Brothr
Mom: Son Ur Dad Has Gon Abrod Let
Him Come Then We Will Discus Thiz Wth Him
Kid : Y Dont U Surprize Him?

Ak Din Santaa Dctor Ke Pass Gya

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Ak Din Santaa Dctor Ke Pass Gya
Or Bolaa Dctor Meri Tbyat Nahi Theek Hai
Dctor: Kamzori Hei Fruit Khaya Karo
Chhilke Samit
After One Hour
Santaa: Mera Peit Dard Ho Raha Hei
Doctor: Kya Khaya Tha
Santaa: Nariyal Chhilkaa Samait.

Modrn World

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Modrn World:
Heart Fail
Facebok
Add
Hahhahheheheheahhahahahhaahahha.

We R Proud 2 B The Punjabi Jutts

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We R Proud 2 B The Punjabi Jutts
Coz No 1 Can Make us Fool.

1 Day A Monkey Kicked Santaa

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1 Day A Monkey Kicked Santaa
On His Back Nd Ran Away
Santaa Ran 2 Catch Him Nd
Found A Zebraa In The Field
Santaa Kicked The Zebraa On His
Back Nd Said
Salaaa Track shut Pehann kr Dhokaa De Raha Thaa.

Santaa : Whn I Get Mad At U

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Santaa : Whn I Get Mad At U
U Nevr Fight Back
How Do U Contrl Ur Anger?
Bantaa: I Clean The Toilet Bowl
Santaa : How Doez That Help?
Bantaa : I Use Ur Toothbrush.

Bear Thiz PJ

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Bear Thiz PJ
Santaa Singh Cutx Sides 0f The Capsul B4ore Taking It
Guess Y?
2 Avoid The Side Efects
Statutory Note: Punjabi Jatts R
Best Njoyed In Silly Or Bheja Fry Mood
Most Human Beings Find It Difficult
2 Enjoy A Pj Srch Wikipdia
Plzz Sugst The Page 2 Frndz 2 Torture Them With PJz.

Train Chall Parri

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Train Chall Parri
2 Sardaar Train Ki Taaraf Bhaagy
1 Chatt Gaya
Logo Ny Uski Bhut Tareef Ki
Sardaar O Shit Jisney Janaa Thaa
Wo Pichey Rehh Gaya
Mei Tohh Chhorrne Aayaa Tha.

 
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