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• What is the
difference between dava (medicine) &
daru ?
Ans: dava is like girlfriend that
comes with expiry date.
Daru is like wife, jitni purani hogi
utna sir chad ke bolegi… |
• Troubled youth: Father I have
committed many sins recently.
I am addicted to read dirty sms on
my mobile phone! Please help me.
Father: Don’t worry my son! Forward
ur all sins to my mobile and relax! |
• Laloo - Rabri tum meri CHAND ho
Rabri - Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat
kahiye,
Yeh sasura America wale roz chand
par chadhte hai. |
• Dr: Apka weight kitna hai?
Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.
Dr: Aur bina chashme ke?
Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh
mujhe dikhta hi nahi. |
•
Bhool kar bhi kisiko na rulana,
Zindagi mein sabko hasana,
Dusman ko bhi gale lagana,
Phir bhi koi gam de toh hume batana,
Tapka denge saale ko. |
•
In the exam hall.
Examiner : why you wrote the formula
in your hand.
Student : Because my master told me
that, “formulas must be on finger
tips”. |
•
Santa and banta were walking on the
road and a well shaped lady was
walking in front of them:
Santa: Kya maal hai yaar.
Banta: Yaar, maal se yaad aya bhabhi
ka kya haal hai? |
• Evolution of man:
Without shaadi Spiderman
Shaadi ke din superman
Shaadi ke baad Gentleman
Aur
Biwi khobsurat ho toh saari umar
watchman |
• How a woman calls her husband in
first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
And then…..
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon? |
• Sonu n monu doing potty in
jungle…
Suddenly lion comes !
Monu - Abe tu dar raha hai?
Sonu - Nahi main nahi darta..
Monu - Toh saale apni dho meri kyo
dho raha hai..? |
