|
• Wife: Our new
neighbor always kisses his wife when
he goes to work, why don’t you do
that?
Husband: How can I? I don’t even
know her. |
• Aaj didar,
Kal yaar,
Parso Pyaar,
Phir ekrar,
Phir intezar,
Phir takrar,
Phir darar,
Sari mehnat bekar, or
Aakhir mein ek or
Devdas at beer bar |
• Have u seen a monkey in
plastic?
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NO???? Quickly, see your driving
license. |
• Ek SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano
kanjus babu?
sab SMS k sir ka taj hota hay mera
ek sms,
sub k Mobile ki shan hota hay mera
ek SMS,
har kisi ki inbox ka khuwab hota hay
mera ek SMS… |
•
Once james bond met a dog in jungle
he said, “I am bond.!! JAMES
BOND..!!”
The dog bites him & replies, “I am
kuttaa..!!!”
“PAGAL KUTTA…!!” |
• Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi
Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar
jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do?
Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul
rahi. |
• Boy: I hate to see a girl
standing in a bus when I am
comfortably seated.
Girl: So what do you do?
Boy: I close my eyes |
• Advantages of a House Wife:
1. No charges on washing, pressing
of clothes, polishing of shoes per
week
2. No TIP n Cooking n Serving
charges per meal
3. House hold safety n No need for
servants per month
Conclusion:
U CAN SAVE UPTO 17-18 THOUSAND EVERY
MONTH IF U OCCUPY A PURE HOUSE WIFE |
• Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to
kya hua,
Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji
lenge. |
• Manager: When do u buy this
scooty.
Staff: Yesterday when I was standing
in the bus station at night a girl
came in scooty, stopped in front of
me and said sit and took me in the
dark place where she took of her
clothes and said take whatever u
want. I took the scooty what can I
do with her clothes. |
