|
• Girl: Main tere liye
sab kuch chhod dungi.
Boy:Maa baap
Girl:Yes
Boy:Bhai behan
Girl:Yes
Boy:Khana peena
Girl:Yes
Boy:Star plus
Girl: Munh sambhal ke baat kar !! |
• Sms karenge tumhe bhari
bhari,
Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari,
Ye sms milte hi sms karo,
Kyonki hume pasand nahi sms ki
udhari!! |
• Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de,
mere piche bhut laga de, tension de,
mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de.
Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje
BIWI chahiye. |
• When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks
they put cotton in the nose… |
• Son: Dad 5+5, how much?
Dad: You fool, You don’t know this,
go and get a calculator. |
• Pati-Patni mein ladai ho gayi.
Pati ghar se chala gaya. Raat ko
phone karta hai.
Pati: Khaane mein kya hai??
Patni: Zehar!!
Pati: Tum khaa lena main der se
aaunga.. |
• You are the sweetest person in
this world….
Yakin nahin ata!..
Suraj ki kasam..!!
Aaila!!
Andhera kaise hogaya…? |
• SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta’ s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on
tour.
4.Threat: When I m on tour. |
• Na hoga koi kanjus tum sa zamane
mein,
ek umar guzar gayi tumko samjhane
mein
kabhi ek sms hi kar de oh
zalim-e-kanjus,
kyu laga rehta hai ek rupee bachane
mein |
• Child:Mom isbar hum saare patake
is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel
hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hai ki sari
phuljadiya yahi raheti hai. |
