%%%%pathan sham ka waqt ghar per murgha bana huwa tha%%%%
father: herani sa, beta tum murgha q bane hoe ho???
pathan: AbBa jaan,
“ap he ne to kaha tha jo kaam school mey karaya jata ha, usa ghar per dohraya karOO” hahahhahah
sardar bV k sath ja raha tha…
1 boy ne ankh mare..
sardar: tumko sharm nahin ate mujko ankh marte ho???
boy: apko nahin apki bv ko mari hy
sardar: sory yar main ny tumhen galat samjha .. hahahhahahhahaha
1 Sardar apna sara sammaan lekar,
Geo news key office gaya,
or bola wo aurat kahan hai jo
kehte hai k kahin nahin
jaeyega hamarey sath rahiyey ga,
hum uskey 7 rehne aya hai. hahahhahahahhahahahha
Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to c u up & running & back at Kommies again. The place just isnt the same without u.
Early in da MORNING sun rise…
with may hopes but its set wid hopelessly…
all da flowers were bloom this evening…
with pleasant smell but its now…
wither awfully n tonight all the stars..
came out to play a signal but all..
of them are not shining …
bcoz all they nows my friend is …
sick wish u a cure soon & healthy days ahead…!!
Plz don’t read this…
jis sey hum dartey hai
wahi jo is umar mey aksar ho jata hai
dekha ho gaya na…
Aisi friendshp hamari..
Mai KASHTI tuOO kinara,
Mai DHANUSH tuOO teer,
Mai MATAR tuOO paneer,
Mai VARSHA tuOO badal,
Mai RAJMA tuOO chawal,
Mai HOT tuOO cool,
Mai APRIL tuOO fool
hahhahahaha no ghussa!
A mouse is creeping on the shelf…
Is that a spider on ur back..?
I ate the whole pie by myself…
The kitchen sink just overflowed…
A flash flood washed away the school…
I threw ur blanket in the trash…
I never lie —-I—
~Jack Handey experience :
1 thing kids like is to be tricked.
For instance, I was going to take my little nephew 2 Disneyland,
but instead I drove him 2 an old BURNed-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said.
“Disneyland BURNed down.” He cried and cried,
but I think that deep down,
he thought it was a pretty good joke.
I started to drive over 2 the real Disneyland,
but it was getting pretty late.
happy april fool!