• Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
- Dwight Morrow |
• Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
here I wil make a million People happy.
Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will
make my whole country happy.
Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy! |
• A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit. |
• Kid
Pid
Did
Sid
Fid
Wid
Lid
Gid
Hid
Jid
Sid
Mid
Pid
Vid
Lid
Qid
Pareshan nahi ho,
ye chaudhry shujat
press conference ker raha tha |
• Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,
hui thi wo election main khari,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,
Dil main hay mere
“Dard-e-Bhutto”
“Dard-e-Bhutto” |
• Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye ALTAF BHAI kon ha i? |
• Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Ek ghar mai do do nahin rahain gay =D |
• Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
.
.
.
BRRRRRRRRRRRR...!!! |
• Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!
Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia
Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi,
Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia |
• 1 anokhi dua
Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
AUR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k |
