•
A lady calls Santa for repairing
door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes
out. |
• A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di
chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji,
tainu hai ta lipat ja…! |
• A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU
CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha. |
• Teacher to Santa: is line ki
english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done
dana dan done dana dan… |
•
An Englishman and Santa inside the
toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u
do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip
and do. |
•
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in
your home.
Santa rushes home and came back
within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.” |
•
Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..! |
• Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur pin.
It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394. |
• Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and
asks,
‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’
‘Haan’ replies shop owner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’ |
• Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don't use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON'T CALL ME NOW. |
